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cat, 21. australia.

currently studying to become a journalist.

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

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lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

frightinthenight:

my only form of sex ed was girls and guys being spilt up and girls put condoms on cricket wickets while blindfolded and the guys got to watch american pie. 

I wish I was joking but I swear to god I’m not. Do not trust Christian private schools. 

my only form of sex ed was girls and guys being spilt up and girls put condoms on cricket wickets while blindfolded and the guys got to watch american pie. 

cutequeer96:

tony abbott: *comes to australia as an immigrant on a boat, had free university education*
tony abbott: so i wanna talk about two things i am really against

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australian-government:

underage drinking